WHO THE FUCK SENT THOSE SYN PACKETS?! Who’s the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?! Nobody, huh?

Some shithead is sending SYN packets to my web server. Looks like it can handle it. There are many half open connections all the time. I believe i am on some list. The IP addresses are probably spoofed.