Mock ebonics is funny

Leroy Washington is an 19 year old third grader in the city of Oakland who is
becoming increasingly disillusioned with the public school system. One day Leroy got
an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words
in a sentence. This is what Leroy did.

HOTEL ± I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.

RECTUM ± I had two cadillacs, but my ol’ lady RECTUM both.

DISAPPOINTMENT ± My parole ocer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they
gonna send me back to the big house.

FORECLOSE ± If I pay alimony this month, I’ll have no money FORECLOSE.

CATACOMB ± Don King was at the ®ght the other night, Man, somebody gave that
CATACOMB.

PENIS ± I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.

ISRAEL ± Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No,
ISRAEL.

UNDERMINE ± There is a ®ne lookin’ hoe livin’ in the apartment UNDERMINE.

TRIPOLI ± I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn’t ®nd no TRIPOLI.

STAIN ± My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.

SELDOM ± My cousin gave me two tickets for the Knicks game, so I SELDOM.

ODYSSEY ± I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.

HORDE ± My sister got in trouble because she HORDE around in school.

INCOME ± I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife.

FORTIFY ± I axed da hoe how much? And she say FORTIFY.

😀

I wish i could make some good jokes about beaner Selenas kidney transplant

I wonder how long it takes before she ruins the kidney with booze and drugs. 🤔

Peacock Apologizes for ‘Saved by the Bell’ Jokes About Selena Gomez’s Kidney Transplant

Variety

https://variety.com/2020/music/news/selena-gomez-saved-by-the-bell-fans-backlash-kidney-transplant-1234841654/

Nice to see the greatest singer Dua Lipa nominated for some Grammys

I believe these award shows are a little suspicious, but it is fun to see your favourite getting some award.

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-55056334

Dua Lipa also picked up six nominations for the disco-tinged Future Nostalgia. The British star, who was named best new artist by the Grammys two years ago, was also on hand to read out some of the nominees – including best children’s album and best historical album – in an online livestream.

BBC