Why dont i get to have fun like Sam Bankman-Fried had

I am always going to be poor. 😟

Led by disgraced CEO and co-founder Sam Bankman-Fried, a 30-year-old Californian known as SBF, the group pulled all-nighters while high on amphetamines at their retreat — which boasted six bedrooms, two elevators, manicured grounds, a golf course and a boat basin packed with super yachts.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/21/polyamory-pills-inside-sam-bankman-frieds-ftx-party-pad/

He should have gotten a prettier girlfriend.

Is it possible to play a keyboard with your dick?

🤔 I have trouble playing with my fingers. Is it a he or a she? I am confused.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11345737/Channel-4-faces-backlash-transgender-comedian-stripped-NAKED-live-air.html

Channel 4 faces furious backlash after transgender comedian stripped NAKED live on air and played keyboard with her penis

Daily mail